My son wrote me a fill-in-the-blank card at school. The blanks are in italics and my thoughts are in parentheses. I read it and I had a good laugh. When he starts surfing the internet more, I'll have to take this post down.
My Special Mother
My mom is the most wonderful mom in the whole world. My mom has a pretty smile. I like to make her smile by helping her. She can do many things. I think she's best at cooking. My mom is as pretty as an animal. My mother is 5f8"